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Seriously, I don't know if it is what I am eating or drinking but good God I can't even stand the smell of myself.
I need some help here.
 

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Seriously, it's mostly food at work. Might be some of those protein bars I have every now and then. Just drinking gin tonight.
 

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Lots of water and veggies are going to be better for sure. No beans or Lentils

We can put a man on the moon but we can't de-fart a lentil.
 

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I'm a water drinking fiend. Does coffee help or hurt. I seem to be drinking an inordinate amount of coffee and diet cokes at work these days.
 

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I'm the last guy that should be giving advice...but I know espresso on an empty stomach is bad. check the smell your own farts thread for my experience with that. Change in Diet and more meat will cause trouble


the causes of flatulence

Some people cut the cheese more than others. Grandpa's finger is not special; his condition could be a result of a few factors. Here is a small list of different causes of flatulence:

1. Consuming too many carbs
Of the three main nutrients, carbohydrates produce the most gas because sugar and starch easily ferment. Half of us are endowed with bacteria that particularly prefer munching on unprocessed carbs -- unless you are like me, in which case tuna does the trick. As you might have guessed, beans contain more indigestible carbohydrates than most foods.

2. Consuming indigestible foods
Many daily foods are considered "indigestible" -- milk being one of them. Cow milk is unnatural to the human body, which is why a lot of people are lactose intolerant. Lactose intolerance means the body does not know how to digest milk, so it sets it aside as waste. If you happen to have a lot of "gas enzymes" in your system and you are lactose intolerant, even milk can make you fart.

3. Excessive enzymes
Each person's intestinal fauna is composed differently so people do not react similarly to the same foods. Two individuals can eat a meal rich in indigestible carbs and only one of them can develop gas, simply because his intestinal tract contains more enzymes. You might have heard people say that onions or apples give them gas, while others claim not to be affected. It all depends on the amount and type of bacteria in the large intestine.

4. Chewing and swallowing air
Chewing your food properly helps prevent gas because you alleviate your tract's workload, while chewing gum gives people flatulence because it makes them swallow more air than usual and because it animates the digestive system. Sometimes you burp, but other times air goes too deep into the digestive tract, leaving only one alternative: farting.

5. Intestinal infections
Finally, certain forms of intestinal infections cause flatulence. Eating contaminated food or drinking contaminated water will cause loose stools, bloating, cramps, and gas. When a person has an intestinal infection, the lining of the intestinal track thins and nutrients, again, get sent to the large intestine without being absorbed.
 

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Alcohol Stops your body from breaking down food properly - it sits and rots in your intestines while your body focuses on expelling the alcohol. The rotting fecal matter doesn't smell so good
 

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TTinCo,
Funny I was off today and my odor was not nearly as bad. Might be time to start brown bagging it.:suomi: :suomi:
 

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I was going to say the same thing. Your insides need cleaned up. You need your ass pumped out.
 
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